By Nick O'Malley | nomalley@masslive.com
The New England Patriots opened their Monday Night Football matchup against the Miami Dolphins with an unmitigated disaster on offense.
His stats: 0-for-4 with an interception.
Tom Brady -- you know, the future Hall of Famer -- failed to complete a single pass for the entire first quarter after throwing an interception on the first drive and going three-and-out on the second.
The Dolphins, meanwhile, answered with a pair of sustained drives that led to an early 6-0 lead.
Regardless of where this game goes, we're left with one of the worst performances you'll ever see by Brady to start a game. Unsurprisingly, Brady's goose egg in the first quarter led to some confusion and minor panic on social media -- along with jokes about jim getting outplayed by Jay Cutler.